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by LIV:)

Sad News:(

Due to Hackers stealing our identity on the web

We are sorry to say that we are going to have to close the blog:(

We will still try to keep up on everyone else's blogs with friend's computers, but seeing we won't be having Internet it won't be as much as we use to.

It's been fun, sorry it had to end this way. but.....

Soo, farewell to all and keep up the blogging!!!

Love,

The Pollock Family

Caption Contest!!!!

We need a caption for this picture.

For all of you who don't normally comment, or have never commented before, we want to here from you! (We wanted to hear from you before, but this will make it much easier:)

Soooo, leave your caption and the one with the best caption for this pic wins a prize.

Winner will be picked on March 27.

"Je semble m'etre egare', jeune pe cheur.
Pourriez - vous me diriger vers le Tour de France?"

(I seem to have lost my way, young fisherman. Could you direct me to the Tour de France?)

Is This Direction?

While we were at Bob Evans for dinner, someone (that we've never seen before) came up to Ben while he was paying the bill and asked him if he wanted a magazine. He thought it was a little odd, but when he looked on the cover, he couldn't believe what he saw, as we had just been talking and praying about where the Lord would have us go, whether here or someplace else to minister His will. :)

The Pizza

Once upon a time, there was a girl who, as she was sleeping, dreamed she had a huge, wonderful pizza. When she awoke, she was so sad and disappointed that it was a dream, that she pouted for an hour. When suddenly she had an extraordinary idea."Why don't I just go order me a wonderfuly delicious pizza",....so she did.

Seeing that Papa John's was the nearest pizza place around, she went there.

" Oh wonderful", she exclaimed, "They have delivery, so I won't even have to go in."

" AAAAhhh!!!! I forgot to Order my pizza!" Thankfully there was a pay phone close by.





After franticly looking in the phone book for the number, she called. Feeling even hungrier than before, she decided to order an XLarge pizza. "Ok, what kind of crust do you want?", "Um, I'll have buttercheese, Please" " what toppings ya want?," "everything you can put on it," " you want pepperoni?" "Um, yes ma'am, I want everything," "you want cheese?" Uhh, Yes ma'am, I would like everything you can put on the pizza," "Uh, um, you mean you want everything?......hold on let me go talk to my manager,...............................Ok ma'am, you there? "Yes, I'm here," " ok, she said its fine."Cash or charge?" "cash" "Ok, that will be $56.00. " "What, 56 dollars......um, well ok" "It will be about 35 min." " Thank you and good bye"

Waiting...........Tick, tock, tick, tock....After patiently waiting for 45 minutes, she see's workers coming out and the manager putting the CLOSED sign in the window......

No...No...what about my pizza...what about the delicious taste of wonderful pizza going down my throat. What will I do, what will I do?.....(sniff, sniff)

Desparate times calls for desparate measures!!

Well actualy she went to Publix next door and got some frozen pizza, took it home and tryed to pretend it was yummy.

The moral of the story is that pizza is very bad for you, so go home and eat a salad(ha ha)

Post by:Liv:)

Sallie's Hair Salon for you!!!

!!!Attention, Attention!!!!
!!Sallie's is now open!!

Sallie's is open 5 days a week, Walk-ins are welcome. Join us for the Grand Opening special, where you can become like Sallie!! So, come to Sallie's Hair Salon where there's new style for the whole family!!

Here are just a few people who have walked in to Sallie's .

And just Look at the change!!! Wow what a difference.

This is just one example of the magnificent work Sallie does.

The happy costumer awaiting her new dew

Sallie at work

And the finished product. WOW what a difference!!!



But hark, Sallie's a fraud and has stollen all their money!!!

What are we to do???
That Sallie, has ruined our hair and made us look like...like her!!



The police are working day and night trying to track down the dirty Villain.

Two days ago the police received a tip from Sallie's neighbor that she was holding up in an old abandoned warehouse downtown. Police surrounded the building and nabbed the crook red handed trying to cut the hair of a poor innocent and helpless citizen of Lakeland, Fl. She's now locked behind bars and all the townsfolks "heads" are safe!!

And Lakeland is now a safer place to live in.